My Marriage to Angelina Honey

My irrevocable divorce of sugar and marriage with honey has started yielding dividends in less than six weeks, unlike Nigerian democracy.

Honey, by experience, is a good remedy for chronic constipation. Just abandon sugar and use moderate amounts of honey instead. The difference will be clear - 10-up!

If you're in Bauchi you can get pure honey from the shop of my best friend in Wunti, near GSM plaza, opposite the auditorium. I got my gallon there yesterday. Just ask near the GSM repairers.

There many shops that sell pure honey in many places too. Patronize the ones in your locality. Please write their address in the comments below. I'll update it in the post later.

I tell you. You will never regret substituting sugar with honey. God, the most high, has said the truth:

"يخرج من بطونها شراب مختلف ألوانه فيه شفاء للناس...." (النحل)

"From its (bee) abdomen comes out a drink of different colours; in it is is cure for people."

Please do not wait until you are an old man like me before you divorce that terrible witch, Sugarus. Do it now even if you're just twenty. You deserve Angelina Honey.

Dr. Aliyu U. Tilde
2 August 2017